Anti Panda League

The manifesto of the APL:

• Pandas may be cute and cuddly, but they are a failure of nature and evolution.

• Panda coddling groups like the WWF may claim that pandas are endangered because of deforestation, but the truth is that pandas are endangered due to their own gross incompetence and slothfulness.

• Pandas are carnivores, yet eat bamboo, out of which they only manage to extract a small amount of nutrients.

• Pandas have almost no interest in procreating.

• Pandas don't look after their young, which are malnourished because of their retarded bamboo diet.

• Hitler was a panda.

• Fuck pandas.

There's also the rival APC (Anti-panda Council)