Make Bush deliver a speech you want hear

On the site you can select and combine words/sentences to make Bush give a certain speech. Enjoy!

Olbermann on the Clinton Interview

Great analysis on the Clinton interview and current American politics. More commentary by Olbermann edit: here is the Clinton Interview btw

Beijing secretly fires lasers to disable US satellites

China has secretly fired powerful laser weapons designed to disable American spy satellites by "blinding" their sensitive surveillance devices, it was reported yesterday. (.........) According to senior American officials: "China not only has the capability, but has exercised it." American satellites like the giant Keyhole craft have come under attack "several times" in recent years. Although the Chinese tests do not aim to destroy American satellites, the laser attacks could make them useless over Chinese territory.

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I think this is a relative easy way to block spy satellites. I would say that all western countries, Japan, Iran, Pakistan, Korea, Inda and many other countries can develop this device on their own. If you have the technology, it's easy and cheap to mass implement the concept. I don't see a solution to make a satellite that can "see" when a laser is pointed on its censors. Super small and secret satellites are a solution. They precisely have to know the orbit of the satellites to hit it with a laser. High earth orbit satellites with strange orbits have to be hard to detect if the pentagon doesn't send you the orbit info. I'm hoping for a new space race!

This why you should turn your cellphone off

" mind if I borrow your glasses? "

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

this is why threesomes with 2 guys suck.

Science Abuse: the Joe Cell

Let's take a look into the wonderful world of "new age science". This new perpetuum mobile fuel cell is gaining popularity on the internet. It claims to be able to power a car with cosmic energy (Orgone), cause Anti-Gravity, and create healing water. Scientific models of nature are based on mathematics. Most people don't understand the mathematics, so physicists explain their theories/models in words in populair scientific books and magazines. The true power, and what makes it science, of these models is their ability to explain and predict reality. It is hard to tell if a theory, explained in words, is actually in the domain of science. There needs to be an objective prediction(from a mathematical model) and experiment. "New Age Science" has no underlying logical mathematical model, but is only the word explanation of a "theory". They use terms from real science to make it sound cool, real and scientific. This is what the movie "What the bleep do we know?", the Joe Cell, and many other new age science believes do. There are no predictions, no experiments, no mathematical basis and no definitions. There only are amazing poetic sentences that people like to hear and fall for. It's a good marketing strategy that makes me laugh and cry at the same time.

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The Joe Cell Although simple in design, it is an incredible device that is able to tap free energy from the universe that can be used to run a car. Many experimenters and researchers around the world have replicated the Joe Cell and made claims about these cosmic water cells and their anomalies that can not be explained within our current scientific framework and understanding of physics. A few snippets from the Theory: the universe consists of a vibrating sea of energy, the ether that is all around us. Daniel Winter’s implosion physics describes matter as a self sustaining arrangement of imploding vortexes in the ether. the universe is basically a matrix of electromagnetic waves imploding into what we call matter. The matrix itself consists of interwoven Platonic Solids geometries. When waves are nested within waves from long to short wave lengths, everything gets interconnected, galaxies, planets, molecules, atoms and subatomic particles. The matrix exists of spiralling electromagnetic energy waves that interfere non-destructively into a zero or still point within the atom. Tapping the zero point energy from the universe is tapping the energy from the matrix of energy that makes up our physical reality! It’s tapping the energy from gravity itself! This is the secret of the Great Pyramid in Giza that is actually half an octahedron and is able to resonate with the torsion fields of the Earth.

Billy jean a capella

they seem like ivy-league kids, but appearently they're not